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Iris Robinson jokes
 

Following on from the public humiliation of notorious heterosexual Iris "Gays are an Abomination" Robinson, a number of jokes are now in circulation:

Peter Robinson goes to the Doctor.
"Doctor, doctor, my eyes won't stop watering! What's the matter with me?"
"Yes, I can see what the trouble is," the doctor says, "Someone's been poking your Iris."

The Parades Commission have been asked if they gave permission for Iris Robinson to be banged more times than a Lambeg drum, and if so, was she taken up the Traditional Route?

"Mrs Robinson - Life imitating Art...   Garfunkel"

Q:Why is Iris Robinson like Ikea?
A: One dirty screw and the whole cabinet falls apart.


And the latest twist to the saga, which is not actually a joke but mere poetic justice, the Belfast Telegraph reports that Kirk McCambley, Iris Robinson's teenage lover, has unexpectedly found new fame as a new pin-up for gay men. Apparently gay mag Attitude are trying to get him to pose for their next issue. There is no confirmation when the "abomination special edition" will be hitting newsstands.

poster boy
Poster boy: Kirk boldy goes...


And finally.....

Dustin the graduate in an Orange sash. Caption: I hate it when she makes me dress up for sex, this is by far the silliest costume yet!Iris and Peter sitting in a souvenir teacup emblazoned with the red hand of Ulster and the motto caught red handed

 


 
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